New Jersey: The Garden Ho State Spices up Halloween

See my point.  Scary old lady face.  Yikes!

Smashonistas thinking of Halloween yet?  For those of you who are NOT little monsters or NOT GTL fanatics you will not be happy to hear that Jersey Shore and Lady Gaga costumes are the big hit this 2010 Halloween for dresser uppers. Oh how creative people. Picture this Smashonistas, droves of female and male Lady Gagas running around West Hollywood or wherever you pagans plan to spend your pagan holiday wearing meat dresses, platinum wigs and Martian boots. You see and Mike The Situation Whorrentino won't even have to dress up and not because he is Mike The Situation Whorrentino but because this guido sport's his scary-old-lady face mask 365.  Same goes for Gaga and J-BowWow.  Yikes.  New Jersey should be renamed the Garden Ho State.  Now Snooki is Snooki enough said.  Anyhow Smashonistas have fun and be creative with those costumes.  The world can only handle so many Gagas and Whorrentinos.